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guido mista ✧・ﾟ:*

name: guido mista
stand: sex pistols
age: 18
birthday: dec 3rd
zodiac: sagittarius
nationality: italian
height: 5'10 inches
weight: 68 kg

"My Stand's suited for assassinations. I'm good at that stuff." ✧・ﾟ:*

features of a sagittarius:
✧ lucky
✧ cheerful
✧ optimistic
✧ funny
✧ honest
✧ talkative
✧ blunt
✧ outgoing

♡ bisexual ♡ ENFJ ♡ chaotic good ♡

these r headcanons ✧

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the loml ✧・ﾟ:*

I.. really fucking love guido mista with my entire heart!! He means a lot to me which is kinda silly but this entire thing is kinda silly so whatever <33!! Mista is such a huge comfort character i adore him with every moving particle in body! To say i am head over heels for him is a such a huge understatement! Whenever i think abt him my stomach swells up and i get really happy immediately <3 he’s such a lovable goof and i truly am a hundred million layers in love with him! Talking abt him or thinking abt him,, anything related to him makes me incredibly excited and happy! Im starting to think he might genuinely be one of my favourite characters of all time bc he means the absolute world to me! I love everything about mista, i have countless reasons to be so hecking infatuated with him its crazy! I am undeniably soft and hopelessly in love with guido mista, my heart is full of mista lovin its so pathetic.. Im like an obsessive attention demanding puppy! I have the biggest fictional crush on him ever i literally cannot name another character i have been this fond for since owain!! If anything i love him more i am utterly obsessed with this funkey gun man <33

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that being said im not possessive of him at all unless ur being a #bitch!! I love talking abt mista so so so much i have so much love to share PLS talk to me about him!! If u love mista just as much as me ur automatically a friend of mine and ur taste is absolutely wonderful. Im not a fan of character claiming it sucks major balls + dick other mista stannies r so fantastic and r 100% welcome to talk abt him to me… no u r obligated to! Do it.

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I honestly dont know where to begin with this! But i love everything abt mistas design! Its really creative, interesting and different! HE LOOKS LIEK A FASHION DISASTER BUT EVERYONE IN JOJO DOES SO THIS ISNT NEWS. But compared to the rest of passione he looks rlly different but also.. He still looks like he belongs there regardless? But i think that can be applied to almost everyone in passione tho so i will shut up. Everything abt his design is chaotic nd dumb i adore it so much.. His tiger prints r so ugly but he pulls them off so good!! (just like how i wanna pull off his pants if u catch my drift..) his croptop is so adorable i have a thing for midriffs so seeing his toned stomach makes my brain go monkey mode i love it so much. His turtleneck is so STUPID, i want to make out with him,, god mista u fashion disaster im in love with u. MISTA HAS YEE YEE ASS COWBOY BOOTS HNNGMGFF HES SO SILLY I LOVE HIM SO MUCHH.., U ADORABLE PIECE OF SHHH*T IM MADLY LOV WITH U <3

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i know this soumds critical but i can assure u that dumbassery is attractive and i mean it in the nicest way possible. Mista might not be able to dress himself but its ok bc his silly choices make me love him even more <33 even tho his clothes r stoopid he still looks so fucking handsome god hes PERFECT.. What a hot piece of ass. Talking abt ass mistas is HUGEE i will never forgive davidpro for nerfing it… mista rlly converted me to ass loving and im 100% ok with that! there is nothing i want more then to slap his fat ass and watch it jiggle like anime boob physics... stupid sexy mista i love this virgin and his ass so much....

AND IT WOULDNT BE A MISTA LOVEMAIL WITHOUT MENTIONING HIS HAT!! Its so adorable… god its so cute im in love with it im infatuated with his dumb hat its so silly i fucking adore it. His little hat flaps make me go ape,, the way they swing around? It gives me heart palpitations,,, he looks like he has a salami head hnnhfddd what an idiot i fucking love him so much!!! I love it when artists draw his arrow into a dick it makes me ugly laugh i just love his arrow hat so much. Ppl who bully mistas hat get teriminated thats my fuckinf baby his hat is perfect PLS leave him alone i will go mama bear on u he is amazing mista pls dont change im in love with ur hat.

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AND HIS COLOUR SCHEME IS ALSO PERFECT?? God red and blue go so well together he looks so fucking gorgeous!! He might be dumb and he might look like a background dancer in a 80s music video but hes like?? /MY/ dumb background dancer… i lov u mista u funky dancer!

And his voice?? chef kiss noise amazing, wonderful, fantastic… im head over heels for every alliteration of his voice they r all super great!! My favs r his anime voice and his ps2 voice but they r all rlly hecking awesome tho! Each of em r lovable and cuddly and they all belong to one of the best boys in the universe. His voice makes my heart sing and he genuinely makes me happy everytime he opens his mouth especially if hes being condescending... Can u hear that? Its the sound of my panties dropping for mr guido mista his voice makes me feel things.

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This smile, I will protect this smile. I will FIGHT YOU for this smile, you will not hurt this smile. For you see, there are some things in life worth protecting, some things worth living for, some things worth dying for. A smile like this can thaw the iciest of hearts, dispel the darkest of evils and win the mightiest of wars. THIS SMILE WILL BE THE THING THAT PULLS US FROM THE DEPTHS OF DESPAIR, AND LEAD US TO THE PATH OF SALVATION. WARS WILL BE FOUGHT, PEOPLE WILL BE SAVED AND CIVILIZATIONS WILL PROSPER BECAUSE OF THIS SMILE. SO FROM THIS DAY FORWARD I SOLEMNLY SWEAR TO SHIELD THIS SMILE FROM ALL HARM THAT MAY COME TO IT, ALL DANGERS IT MAY POSSIBLY FACE AND GIVE MY LIFE FOR IT!

mista points at gay ppl

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IM HORNY ✧・ﾟ:*

mista is the most lovable dumb virgin EVER!! he stinks and i want to bend him over a counter and peg him until hes gasping for air like a dumb little bitch. yes i am horny and yes we have rights, after im done with mista hes not gonna be able to walk. mista is the biggest bottom i have ever seen, i bet he whines at the smallest touch like a little babepy virgin. his ass is so fat i bet i can hear it clapping from miles away, i bet when he thinks of anything mildy lewd he pops a boner straight away. WHAT A DUMB IDIOT I LOVE U MISTA!! the very mean things i would do to mista in bed knows zero bounds... i lov him unconditionally i promise but i also just wanna see him moan like a brothel whore as well. also confession: the moans mista makes in the ps2 vento aureo game r hot as fuck, there i said it.

anyways mista is getting his ass pegged by me, bend over penis hat boy.

i am the number one mista whore wtf what the fuck what the heck i wanna fuck him so bad u guys help

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horniness aside i genuinely do love mista so much... nd one of my favourite features of him is his humour!! i think hes rlly funny and outgoing and i love how he isn't super strained + serious all the time like most of passione... mista genuinely makes me laugh hes super silly and his laugh is ADORABLE,,, what a babey. hes so carefree and i just rlly rlly like that alot <3 i think how he appreciates all the little things is super cool as it emphasises how significant they can be!! mistas whole idea of simplicity is just,,, rlly sweet- hes such a good guy and it shows. i think its cute that he enjoys wooing girls and eating delicious food, bc honestly me too mista... yeah he's a mood as well.

hes also rlly protective and loyal? he didnt even think for a second to desert bruno nd his gang... nd when passione was getting attacked by grateful death he was the one to risk his life first. he has almost died multiple times to protect the ppl he loves which just proves how selfless he is!! not to mention his heart is always in the good place, he's willing to defend innocent people even when it means trouble for him and i just think thats really inspiring <3 he saved a stranger despite the high chance of being killed or jailed which proves just how good hearted he is.

BUT I ALSO RLLY LIKE HIS RUDENESS... hes a rowdy bastard and i wanna make out with him. i rlly love how witty and almost sadistic he can be sometimes it makes my heart flutter!!

he also smells, but i still love him. i adore my stinky man.

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i daydream abt mista alot.. A LOT. hes like on my mind all of the time hhngf i lovvee him so much... he makes me so happy whenever he crosses my mind like i get all fluffy and happy !! he means so much to me which is rlly weird bc,, i wouldnt rlly consider mista to be my taste?? yet hes my fav jojo character?? i cannot question the heart ok .... mista gives me heart palpitations.

mista genuinely makes me rlly happy like hes such a huge comfort for me... thinking abt him rlly helps me slip out of reality just for a moment which makes me immensely happeyy.... i dont think i've ever been this infatuated with a character before. Im In Fictional Love...... Guido Mista is My Crush.... Boyfrien... we kiss nd shit.... lov u babe

even gorgeous when sketched

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ND I ALSO LOVE MISTAS LITTLE BASTARD CHILDREN!! sex pistols r fucking epic i love their dynamic and their relationship with eachother + mista! i think they r rlly creative and interesting!! they kinda quirky tho.. but still super likeable! i adore these silly hangrey kids so much and considering that... stands are meant to represent the soul... it means mista is probably rlly parental and caring <3 which is super cute! father mista father mista father mista!!

also the sex pistols had some rlly emotional moments wtf they were just meant to be cute little bullet kids WHY did they make me cry sometimes i love them so much.... bratty buttplug looking ass children i love them so much. (ESPECIALLY FIVE I LOVE U FIVE!!)